jonasbrothers:

glitteryassbutt:

philosophicalharry:

jonasbrothers:

how great would it be if obama’s middle name was lee

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But… It’d be Obama lee Barack…

yes. our president’s name is obama barack. you got me.

milanlucheck:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

thatfunnyblog:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.